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Wednesday, July 23, 2025

Rorschach to Lauterbrunnen - Day 12 - Tannalp to Hasliberg Wasserwendi

Wednesday July 9, Tannalp to Hasliberg Wasserwendi 

Sunrise. Lo, in the distance--snowy peaks!


Because of the rain and snow, we hadn't put on sunscreen since Attinghausen, about 5,000' lower than Tannalp. We weren't feeling the difference in air pressure, but the sunscreen tube sure was. 


After breakfast, we headed out into the sunshine.


A view whence we came, with more snow than when we had climbed up from Jochpass. By early morning, the snow line was already rising.


While I was busy climbing up a hillock to take photos looking back at the Tannalp, the bright yellow and blue open-air Frutt-Zug chugged by, full of tourists who were not getting pelted by graupel. What a difference 24 hours makes. Our backup plan the day before, had the weather seemed too dire, would have involved taking a train from Engelberg to Lucerne, then a train to Sarnen, then a bus to Stöckalp, then a Seilbahn to Melchsee-Frutt (where we would have seen the Melchsee up close), and finally the Frutt-Zug to the Berggasthaus.


The lake offered satisfying photo ops.



As we hiked up toward the ridge, we turned around to see the Engstlensee in the distance.



The cirrus clouds above the Melchsee were impressively wispy.


Once we reached the ridge, we had views down into the Gental. It was a long and steep drop, and I was glad that the potential presence of free-ranging cows had necessitated the fencing between me and the plunge. That got us wondering how many cows plummet off cliffs in the Alps every year. Turns out no one's really counting, but in Switzerland, it's on the order of a few to fiftyish. Here's an article about it that goes into an unexpectedly long tangent about lemmings, with an aside about four yaks.






Yeah, pretty steep. Rolling down the hill toward the Melchsee was clearly a better option than plummeting off the ridge in the opposite direction. We did neither, which was thrilling in itself.





Our immediate destination was the summit of Planplatten, where our options would be to hike down to Hasliberg or take a gondola part way down. We stopped for some french fries at the lift restaurant, assessed the state of our hard-working knees, and decided to veer off the Via Alpina and take a less steep route down.

But first, we hiked past the lift station to admire the view of the Wetterhorn, which, in the time it took to eat the fries, had alternated multiple times between being visible and being obscured by clouds. Peeking out along the right edge of the Wetterhorn, and separated at the base by intervening clouds, is the Eiger.


Back at the lift station, we could see Lake Brienz and the Meiringen military airport down below.


We breezed down into the warm, flower-filled cirque below the summit, which must be a lovely place for non-acrophobes to ski in the winter. Exiting the bowl in Mägisalp, we continued along the road before veering off onto another straight-shot trail through another ski run. After previously contemplating how many cows fall off cliffs every year, we were primed to ponder rates of ankles broken in marmot holes. 


We greatly enjoyed the lack of fog.


4,500' is a long way to hike down, and sometimes entertainment is needed. Along the Kugelweg, kids who had remembered to bring golf balls or similarly sized balls could drop them into large wooden marble tracks and watch them roll. 


By the time we neared our accommodations for the evening, the Gasthaus Gletscherblick, we were happy to end our hike walking uphill instead of down.


According to artsy notes in our room, Astrid Lindgren--author of Pippi Longstocking and many other children's books--regularly summered here and enjoyed the relative anonymity.


The hotel was cozy, homey, and delightfully "vintage," with creative and fresh food--a fun place to stay. They had two pianos, both out of tune, one of which was a Bechstein Flügel (grand) with a Dampp-Chaser, so there must have been serious pianists around at some point. I extroverted in German to let the proprietors know the Dampp-Chaser was blinking, cuz priorities.

We enjoyed but did not take advantage of the li'l free library outside.




After dinner (which we topped off with house made ice cream and a piece of "Haselnuss Kuchen" that was akin to a double-tall ground pecan pie), we headed out for a rain-free, backpack-free meander in search of Alpenglühen. S noticed some enticing stone stairs at the base of a cliff, so we headed up and found ourselves on a loop trail, where multiple benches were available for contemplating the views. Turns out Alpenglow hard to find when neighboring mountains get in the way of the sun, but we managed to see hints of it here and there. The hill we were on is called the Ursiflüö, with two delightfully adjacent umlauted vowels. Schwyzerdütsch is great with those long extended vowel sounds, nöööö? 




Ta da! 10.8 miles, 1,775' ascent, 4,525' descent.



Friday, June 27, 2025

Malerweg Day 5 - Altendorf to Neumann Mühle

Thursday morning, June 5, I headed out of Altendorf...


Just outside town, a person walking a dog headed toward me. He looked me and my backpack and asked if I was hiking the Malerweg, because if I was, well, everyone likes all the stairs on the steep trails, but they can be slippery, and the route over there gets you to the same place down below and is much prettier and doesn't have stairs and is only a little longer. 

I pulled out a map and saw how the other trail intersected down the hill with the Malerweg. "I walk here every day," he continued, "and the upper route really is much nicer. I'm not telling you what to do, but you should really take the upper route." 

In general when locals stop me to say "don't go this way, go that way," I figure they're either serial killers who want to lure me to isolated places OR they know the local terrain better than Komoot does; so I took another detour off the Malerweg and went that way.


It didn't take long to catch up to the Malerweg down below in the Kirnitzschtal*. From there, the trail led up to the Schrammsteine massif, a long plateau with several exciting rock formations and peaks.






Looking across the Elbe to Zirkelstein and Kaiserkrone


This hiker preferred to go barefoot:




Bark beetles are a scourge, but they chow down in interesting patterns:




About halfway into my hike, I passed the Kleines Prebischtor ("Little Pravčická Gate"). The name is in contrast to the non-adjectival Prebischtor further east in the Czech Republic--the largest natural sandstone rock bridge in Europe.

Kleine Prebischtor

Note the Barefoot Hiker under the arch for scale:




Further along the Schrammsteine, the Kreutzturm is a popular spot for climbers.


Can you spot the climber?

The Malerweg then descended again into the Kirnitzschtal and passed through Lichtenhain. The teeny tiny town was bustling with tourists, a surprise given its small size, but this is in part thanks to the Lichtenhain Waterfall, a tourist attraction since the 1830s and the terminus for the Kirnitzschtalbahn tourist tram that runs through the valley all the way from Bad Schandau.

Waterfall is to the right of the hobbit smial

Tourists clearly need an automat to provide DDR-style soft serve 24/7:


Lichtenhain is a starting point--and probably has been since the 1830s--for several popular hikes...


...including the route up to the Kuhstall, the second largest natural sandstone bridge in the Elbsandsteingebirge after the Prebischtor.


https://www.saechsische-schweiz.de/malerweg/en/interesting/art-along-the-malerweg/johann-carl-august-richter

To the left in the images above is a gap in the rocks through which you can access the outside of the arch; and from the outside, there's a stairway built into a gap in the arch called the Himmelsleiter ("heaven's ladder"). The stairs are quite narrow--the better to allow foot-sized gaps to fall into to the right and left. This here acrophobe declined to ascend, and thus missed the apparently spectacular views of the Schrammsteine from the top of the arch. A series of staircases allows hikers to descend from the other side, keeping the traffic one-way.

Not for me.

From the Kuhstall, the Malerweg descended...



...back into the Kirnitzschtal, and eventually to the Neumann Mühle hut, where I had a mattress waiting for me in a room of 28 mattresses.


Late lunch: Kartoffelpuffer. I've had Puffer in Bavaria before--basically potato pancakes--but the ones at the hut were like sweet, onion-less latkes, served with whipped cream, applesauce, and powdered sugar. Lecker.


Additional things I learned about at the hut:


Hey kids, you might be able to speak Hochdeutsch, but can you speak Saeggs'sch? It's always good to know a few words in the local dialect! Now build a conversation using the Saxon words listed below.


Ta da! 12 of the day's 17 miles

The hut's restaurant was closing early, so I had an early dinner, then set off for a backpack-less hike in search of mobile data, so I could check in with S.




Poor piggy! African swine pest info in six languages


Ta da! Another 5 miles.

BTW, I hiked the entire Malerweg in sneakers. They were thoroughly up to the job and more comfortable than hiking boots, although going back and forth to Dresden gave me ample opportunities to grab my hiking boots had I decided I needed them.

*I'm fascinated by the name Kirnitzsch. Is that a vestigial -z- between the -t- and the -sch? I asked S how to pronounce it, and he blandly said "KEER-nitch." But what about the -z-? "What about it? KEER-nitch." Why's the -z- in there? I decided to ask Google to pronounce it. Among the multiple only-incorrect answers it offered, this was the best of the worst: